I am living proof that there is a creator. Now I realize this is going to irritate those that swear we evolved by chance, but listen to my reasonings.
1.) I have a cold. I am sneezing a lot. If I evolved from a soup of Protozoa what are the chances that my nose would be pointed down? Astronomical! It could have been pointing up. If it was pointed up I would go blind every time I sneezed. I would also drown every time it rained.
2.) My behind is behind me. We were never meant to observe ourselves going #2. Think about it! It would be horrifying! Some poor guy just had a breakfast burrito from the ptomaine Taco Palace and immediately is set upon with the “you better find a toilet quickly or your gonna explode” feeling. Now think of the screams you would hear from the stall in the men’s room at Home Depot as the poor guy watches his insides being blown out with the force of a fire hose. Think of the splash back and collateral damage being done because as we all know, you got to sit on a toilet and not lay face first down on them. We are not cows people, we do not poop standing up!
3.) Women don’t have hairy chests. If they did, the babies would all choke on hair balls like a cat. Babies do gross enough things as it is. Imagine holding the gurgling little bundle of joy over your head and have it hack up a fur ball in your face. That is why men have hairy chests. It is to prevent the babies from getting confused in the middle of the night. If your a guy, and your nursing your baby, you need to go to the doctor. The one with the couch, not the stethoscope.
4.) If our feet and hands were reversed, think of the complications that would make. First off, we would have to have real good balance just to shake hands. If our feet were where our hands are, most guys would end up knocking themselves out with the smell when they tried to pick their nose.
5.) What if our eyes and ears were reversed. We would all look like hammerhead sharks. All the theaters would have to put two screens in, one on each side. If our noses were upside down as well we would also go deaf when we sneezed. On the positive side, though, Picasso paintings would make sense.
I must concede to the evolutionist though in one point. I can’t see the creator making a politician or lawyer. It really doesn’t make sense. They only have two working body parts. Their mouths and their hind ends and both of those are interchangeable.