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Lockdown is not Funny! But it should be.

Being on lockdown because of Covid 19 is not pleasant. Some think it is not even necessary but I am not entertaining that heated topic. Instead, my family and I are dealing with it with our usual tool, humor

There is always good news/bad news about every situation in life. so, because of the lockdown:

Good News  – We now have quality time with our family.                        

Bad News – We now have quality time with our family!

Good News  -The children don’t have to go to school.                                 

Bad News – The children don’t have to go to school!

Good News  -We don’t have to go to work .                                                     

Bad News – We can’t to go to work!

Bad News – We can’t have people over.

Good News  -We can’t have people over!

Good News  -Don’t have to buy gasoline.                                                          

Bad News – Most of us still have a car payment!

Good News  -Older parents can get their kids to do the shopping and forget to pay them.                                                              

Bad News – Unlike parents, the kids never forget you didn’t  pay them!

Good News  -Ugly people now must wear a mask.                                        

Bad News – Ugly people are bad at following directions!

Good News  -We now stand six feet apart.                                                       

Bad News – Most people don’t know the difference between 6 inches and 6 feet!

Good News  -Less traffic if we must go out.                                                    

Bad News – Only the good drivers are following the shelter in place order!

Good News  -Covid 19 allegedly came from China.                                                           

Bad News – If so, even if we survive it, we will only crave it again 3-4 hrs. later!!!

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