The long awaited and frequently promised book is now available on Amazon!
WARNING! The Surgeon General has determined that the reading of this book has been found to cause concerning difficulties. The common, but not all, side effects are: Sustained laughter, gasping, exclamations of OMG!, disbelief, expressions of gratitude for your family, incontinences (mostly bladder related, if otherwise, see your doctor and refrain from wearing white pants), tearing of the eyes resulting in double vision, hair loss, and difficulty to stop reading. Extensive research has thankfully ruled out the following: Life threatening infections of the perineum.
Join this family of misfits with stories of exploding children, missing vehicles, bigfoot, the FBI, the witness protection program, animal adventures, child rearing (likened to herding cats), and marriage advice (What not to do). All this and more!
Click below for the link to the Audio Book